created Jun 18, 2008 by gregg
6 responses
"Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG."
That's the best one.
I am not that STRONG
"Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups"
He also has 20/10 vision so he can read it.
this has a very chuck norris feel about it. i'm looking forward to what else people can do with it.
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